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Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.
My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell
by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021
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pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.
Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.
by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020
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Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'
Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.
by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020
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Pandelerium

A combination of "pandemonium" and "delirium"

The term was coined by Jeff Foxworthy.
Redneck woman: "It was pandelerium! I thought we'd be killed or even worse. I looked out the window in time to see the chicken's coop go right over our roof! All I could think was, Caroline still has my casserole dish!"
by Balderdash March 16, 2007
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Pandemigay

Things got really gay during the pandemic. Mostly from Tiktok. Your for you page was undeniable; the thirst traps, the oat milk lattes, the edgy vibes. And, you could view it all from the anonymity of ur childhood bedroom. Tiktok finally gave you the exposure therapy to gay people you needed to realize your own gay potential.

You go from bicurious to bisexual. Maybe you arrive at queer, pan, or gay. Likelier, you're still confused. Hopefully, you've gone wild testing your hypotheses since being vaccinated.

You are a pandemigay.

Yours truly,

a pandemigay <3
"Omg, she's gay now?!"

"Yeah, since the pandemic she's been seeing girls."

"Oh, she's a pandemigay!"

"I've been on lesbian tik tok lately... does that mean I'm pandemigay?"
by golfy October 19, 2021
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pandeism

the moast awesome religion that states that God set the universe into motion by becoming the universe.

universe = god
"yo, homies, you guys want to go the the unitarian sermon on campus tonite?"

"nah, G, i'm all 'Pandeism' now."

"'Pandeism?'"

"Yeah, boyeeeeee, God set it into motion, and he is what's in motion."

"man, you b the one with the emotion."
by mpg June 26, 2006
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Pandemic Pimp

An opportunistic seller of sexual contact during lonely COVID nights, profiting off the isolation many are experiencing so intensely.
After being laid off, I got myself quickly up and running in a brand new business as a Pandemic Pimp!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 8, 2020
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