sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

panda hug

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.

The panda girl gave him a panda hug.

by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009

panda chaser

A person, often a Caucasian male, who sexually objectifies/fetishizes Asians.

Person A: How come Jesse Lund only dates Asian girls?
Person B: Duh, he's totally a panda chaser.

by AntiPandaChaser May 25, 2010

Giant-Ass Panda

A large stuffed carnival panda that is not worth getting knifed over.

"No one ever wins a giant-ass panda"

by Tyler Alley September 18, 2009

fluffing a panda

This is a reference to GMM’s Rhett McLaughlin having an interracial 3 way where a furry dressed as a panda requires heavy petting to get in the mood.

Rhett was fluffing a panda which got ebony and ivory wet.

by Wordsmithingtonthe3rd March 28, 2023

Cool Panda

a term used for a layed back person who just chills. has nothing to do with the persons sexual activities.

"That guy krizaz is one cool panda"

by delossantosj May 4, 2010

Panda Pooh

Panda Pooh Panda Pooh is the act of going pooh after eating panda express. Panda Pooh is ussually sudden and happens within a few hours after consuming Panda Express. Panda Pooh only happens after eating Panda Express. If one did not eat Panda it is not a Panda Pooh. It also does not classify as a Panda Pooh if Panda express was consumed over eight hours ago.

I was at work and suddenly i had to Panda Pooh.

I feel sick since i ate Panda Express I need to Panda Pooh.

I just took a Panda Pooh so dont go in that bathroom

by chad the legend July 21, 2007