painful orgasm

when your getting an orgasm but those screams of pleasure? yeah thats intense pain. it usually has something to do with rippage. so be careful and go easy.

my vagina is loose because of the rippage from that painful orgasm. ow!

by i am chuck norris. i know all. February 15, 2009

Painful Mary

When you shoot your girlfriends tits off with a shotgun.

My girlfriend was gonna get breast reduction surgery so I gave her a Painful Mary.

by The Bundy May 20, 2008

painfully full

the act of gorging oneself beyond the norm, because the meal, or foodie, is "just SO damn GOOD!" End result is a loosening up of garments constricting the waist, lying down, unable to moove- food coma; with some small prayers regarding the bathroom.

Thanksgiving is the usual time for anyone to experience being painfully full. Along with any holiday that revolves around baked goods that one would not consume on a regular basis to such an extent.

by miss_l January 26, 2011

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Painful fart

When you hold in a fart and your manflaps release a kame hame ha with a painful shitting pants sound

I just had a painful fart and shit myself during the meeting

by Painful fart September 22, 2017

Painfully Perfect

When someone is so perfect its painful.

Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.

Person 1: They're just...

Person 2:...painfully perfect?

Person 1: exactly!

by jason_the_dunce June 10, 2021

painfullypainful

when something is really really painful

pulling the thorn from his left breast was painfullypainful he said

by cj02 September 2, 2022