Any Republican that does not make enough money to get any benefits from their party and thus are used as a pawn to get the votes needed to pass tax breaks for the very rich.
Those hillbillies are Pawntard Republicans because they don’t make enough money for their party to even care about them.
by Slickcoug November 29, 2021
Get the Pawntard Republicans mug.A paletard is somebody who is pro-Palestine protestor.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
Paletards are not to be confused with somebody who is anti-war, like a libertarian perhaps. Paletards are very much pro-war, but are just upset that the U.S. isn’t involved in their side of the war. Paletards are also generally unaware of the things that they claim to support, and are often hypocritical in the ways that they protest.
For example, Paletards believe that Israel is on occupied land, and they should be forced to leave that land. However, the Paletards will protest this by occupying land they don’t own (on colleges and universities all over the United States, thousands of miles away), cosplaying as homeless people by living in tents and they will whine when they are removed from that land in the way they think Israel should be forced out of Palestine.
“Hey Brad, what’s going on over on the other side of campus?”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
“Good question Chad. I think the Queers for Palestine are protesting for an end to the war.”
“That’s kinda cringe. Don’t those paletards know if they protested over in Gaza they’d be thrown off a building?”
“Good point. Let’s go wave some American Flags and throw deodorant and job applications at them.”
“That’s a based idea. These paletards should shut up and go fight.”
by AmericaFirstShitposting May 6, 2024
Get the paletard mug.A upper middle class white kid who virtue signals for Palestine and supports the "current thing." Is also a college communist and a far left zealot.
Look at that palestard over there protesting over a territory she wouldn't be able to locate on a map.
by e3838383laptop June 2, 2024
Get the palestard mug.A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??
“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025
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