by AnalAl December 16, 2016
Get the Pokey mug.Pikeyness - Getting dressed - and then having a wash.
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
Pikeyness - Sniffing your socks - then deciding to give 'em another bash.
Pikeyness - When your complexion resembles someone who has just finished their bag of chips - and wiped their face with the paper.
Pikeyness - When one or more Pot Noodles is part of your weekly diet.
Pikeyness - When the grease from your hair starts to eminate through your baseball cap - and of course having "hat-hair".
Pikeyness - Shopping at Lidl - 'cos your just a bit too pikey to shop at Aldi.
Pikeyness - "sounds like mick - but it's not mick - know what I mean?"
by Pikeyshaun January 17, 2008
Get the pikeyness mug.A discarded, cut-up credit card
As the thieving little gyppo shitbags rummage through your bin/down the tip they invariably come across chopped up credit cards. They then piece together the card in an effort to defraud the previous card holder/credit card company through various methods of identity theft. Each collection of chopped-up plastic pieces can be considered a "Pikey's jigsaw" as they give it to their kids to piece together like a jigsaw. Probably.
by CurtoGB April 7, 2010
Get the Pikey's Jigsaw mug.A physical man made barrier, usually made of big strategically placed stones at entrances to large fields where a fence is not present. These are used as blockades to deter traveling gypsies and chavs with motor vehicles to uphold the piece of the land.
by Wildlife Brambler October 15, 2022
Get the pikey stones mug.To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
Get the pokey bum wank mug.1. Old-time word for "slow".
2. Slang for jail.
3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.
4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.
5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
2. Slang for jail.
3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.
4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.
5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.
1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!
2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.
3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.
4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!
5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.
3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.
4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!
5. Pokey REALLY means business now!
by PokeyMan October 30, 2009
Get the Pokey mug.Kind hearated (too kind) beautiful . Can get betrayed but has too mcuh happiness that she will over come it
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