Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.

"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"

by J Spaceman December 8, 2007

paedo

Short for paedophile. Abuser of children.

"I heard his dad was a dirty paedo"

by gramsci July 24, 2003

O.A.Paedo

The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent.

Person 1: Gary's 14, but he likes OLDER women.
Person 2: Well then, he's an O.A.Paedo.

by Wrayman May 25, 2009

Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010