padlocking

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

padawan

1 A Jedi pupil or student, or broadly used as anyone that is learning

2 A nickname used, often demeaningly, on someone trying to be as good as you are.

You're learning well, padawan

Someone: Distributor? That's the thing with wires coming out of it right?
Sometwo: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.

by Phoenyx July 17, 2005

Padacock

Many fans of the hit tv-show supernatural had given the actor Jared Padalecki many nicknames. Due to his name being so easy to make play around with. Padacock is one of many, there is also padackles(meaning the gay pairing his jared and his co-star jensen ackles).

Sam!Girl: No one can deny the Padacock!

by Mrs. Ashley Ackles June 11, 2008

Paddock Wood

A small town in kent, containing many pikeys/townies. Also known as pikey wood.

'God you hear about that fight in Pikey Wood?

Hear about the fight in Paddock Wood?

by Pablo ravanavi rinavani January 15, 2007

Jared Padalecki

A species of moose.

Girl 1: Did you see that massive moose run by?

Girl 2: Oh, that was just Jared Padalecki...

by corksoakerr March 11, 2011

Padoodle

A stripping game played in a car. When a car with a faulty headlight passes by you slam your fist on the roof of the car and shout "padoodle." The last one to shout padoodle or not shout it at all must remove an article of clothing.

Everyone: "Padoodle!"
Guy: "Shit, I was there goes my other sock."

by fusion_tag November 18, 2010

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011