pud

An east indian(punjabi) translation of the word Fart, to pass gas, or break wind, ect...

Today in class when it was all quiet, I forced out a massive Pud.

by Hassan the super pakk April 15, 2006

pud

A stupid or useless person

That guy is such a pud I hate him

by Nina C December 28, 2005

Pudding

Butts

Ugh, Jimmy keeps sticking his nose in pudding.

Want some pudding hun?

by Dr. Parsinomious Cambridge September 22, 2017

pud

Shortend form of the word pudendum: the external genital organs of a woman. (Vulgar)

Whoa, look at that chick sitting over there! You can see her pud!

by Hey-Johnny-Johnny May 31, 2006

Pud

The one loser in every group of friends.
The butt-end of every joke.
A 26-year old virgin.
A person without gender.

"Look at that Pud hangin with those guys."
"What has titties and walks like a penguin? Pud!"

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

pud

Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.

Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.

by ebrian August 21, 2011

pud

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is a pud.

by fuck tiger December 11, 2009