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push present

n. A gift (usually of high quality) given to a mother by the father of a newborn baby.
Before they brought the baby home from the hospital, John gave Jane a diamond bracelet as a push present.
by Stilgar January 4, 2009
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Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant
by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017
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Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.
Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”
by hodiedodie April 18, 2010
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the presets

awesome aussie band, hard to define but perhaps this will suffice: electro, pop, rock, alternative, indie, dance
man 1: hey dude, have u heard the new song by the veronicas?
man 2: pfft. no. i listen to the presets
by oscarwilde2007 December 1, 2007
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Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."
Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.
by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009
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present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate
by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020
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present

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013
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