Ketchup pre-cum

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

Pre-cum Dumb

The opposite of Post-nut Clarity, a man's state of mind in which horniness trumps thought. Can lead to serious fucky wuckys.

Blake: "In my state of Pre-cum Dumb I thought Brie Larson was hot"
Dan: "Yeah, I almost fucked a chick with a dick when I had Pre-cum Dumb"
Sam: "You guys need to jerk it more to get rid of Pre-cum dumb and get post-nut clarity"

by CitywideNut February 24, 2021

preium

The Ultimate Clan to exist. If one becomes a member through hard work and perseverance they will be forever revered. Originally birthed in England but now a global institution. It also has links with the obliterators as well.

The Preium welcomes its new member
‘Preiumcherry’

by PreiumObliterator February 8, 2021

presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015

prefume

When a girl wets her fingers down her pants and offers her partner a sniff.

She prefumed what was to come while we were out on a date.

by Let's have fun in the sun June 9, 2010