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Poonis

Half Penis, Half Poon, Poonis. That is what a hermaphrodite has. I thought of this word first David, you bastard.
That she man has a poonis
by Decidrous October 8, 2003
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Poonis

Your anus/rectum being flipped inside out to resemble a penis.

Pee-penis
Poo-poonis
Jim pushed so hard when he was taking a dump he ended up with a poonis.
by Poonisdude1014 December 31, 2008
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poonis

A cross between a Poo and a Penis.
A penis made totally out of poo.
you're A poonis.

shutup you stupid poonis.
by Michael Filing November 22, 2004
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poonis

when u dip ur penis in some poop it becomes poonis
"dip my penis in some poop call it a poonis" - james budahar
by MadeThisAccountForPoonis July 7, 2020
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Poonis

Aw man, that alien had one massive poonis
by Yeet boi 3000 April 9, 2019
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poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.
Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?
by Fat Washington November 5, 2003
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poonis

combination of penis and poon;

1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.

2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.

3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.
That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.

That bitch looks like a poonis.

Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.
by secretscrotum January 6, 2009
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