Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.

"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"

by srcl72 July 05, 2019

Poltergeist

Sad little dumb bitch who spends all day on discord talking to funny little internet people about his original characters.

known for being the first ever guy to be as annoying as to depopulate a whole server in about 3 months.

currently basking in the glory of music from Radiohead, Deftones, TOOL and Nine inch nails. occasionally Slowdive and Alice in chains. put short; bitchless.

"Have you heard from Poltergeist today?"
"Yeah, I have. He's still questioning reality and the impact society may have on young, impressionable teens."

"same old guy."

by ceoofpoltergeist July 14, 2023

Poltergeist

The Poltergeist is the Rolls-Royce Ghost, a luxury car. A “poltergeist” is a ghost or spirit that creates physical disruption by moving objects and making loud noises. Look at the models Phanton or Wraith for example.

Offset on "Too Hotty":

Remember all the trial nights (trial!)
Pull up in the Poltergeist (skrr!)

by YungMarco May 04, 2018

poltergeist

A Rolls-Royce Ghost, Phantom or Wraith.

I'm pulling the poltergeist out my garage.

by Piks Fresh2Def January 20, 2018

poltergeist

When You tie up the neighbors kids and throw them in the closet and fuck their mom silly.

Man oh man my neighbors got it going on, that is one milf I'd like to Poltergeist

Houdini Spiderman Donkey Punch Angry Pirate

by A Guy like Me March 30, 2016

Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted

“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”

by Broncosaurus Manning July 09, 2020

Poltergeistic

A word describing something ghostly, whether it be used as an adjective or an adverb.

Guy 1: Did you see that? That kid just fazed right through the wall! It was so...poltergeistic!
Guy 2: What

by msmfart March 29, 2023