Pole Hogger

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012

pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008

pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

pole pouncer

Someone who can't get enough dick. Could mean either sex , but usually is used to describe a gay man.

It scares me when Bill gets drunk, he starts acting like a pole pouncer.

by samiam6977 February 1, 2009

pole smoker

someone who likes to suck cocks.

a conversation starter.
hey daveo, what are you doing you fucken pole smoker

by jase the fucken ace December 27, 2007

pole polisher

Another word for "cocksmoker." Useful when "cocksmoker" no longer suffices, and a new word or words must replace it to keep things fresh.

You can lick my balls you pole-polishing fuck-knuckle.

by LeonidasWV September 9, 2005