paper heart

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive

My paper heart can't handle rejection.

by dw9 January 14, 2009

See you in the funny papers.

Also ... See you in the funny pages.

Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.

Hey, see you in the funny papers.

by Rintho Latum June 29, 2011

No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

by FP913 January 4, 2012

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.

by Mike the Rookie September 2, 2009

paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.

After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.

by AHarris January 2, 2011

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014