pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male

I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.

by Mark November 23, 2003

Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.

Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!

by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009

pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.

"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"

by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005