slap the piss out of the head of the family

a slang term for taking a wizz or urinating

Brian had to pee, so he told everyone that it was time to slap the piss out of the head of the family

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

black out piss

when someone drinks too much and passes out and pisses in their bed.

Whoa my boyfriend drank too much whiskey last night and pulled a black out piss this morning!

by kahoutek July 7, 2009

pissing the shit out of me

when a person irritates you so much

Felix was on the computer again, he is "pissing the shit out of me"

by eric quackstein February 16, 2012

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

piss out

Colloq. a probable result of settling for short term with little or no regards for the future.

Not that I'm trying to give any advice or anything but you need to think about staying in the military because if you don't you'll piss out.

by mention with intention May 14, 2023

pissed out

Pissed out or all pissed out means bedding, stuffed chairs, sofas, car seats and the like that has been ruined by urine leaked by incontinent users.

I sat down in a theater seat and told my date, "Honey, this seat stinks; it's all pissed out!"
Sorry lady, I had too much beer and pissed out your love seat.

by Be Bop a Lula December 11, 2021