Poop-deck pirate

Someone who is a forceful sodomist.

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

Steve the Pirate

The coolest person on the Average Joe's dodgeball team. Is horribly harrassed, turned into a non-pirate, then sees a chest full of treasure and with a "Gar....Peter." is converted back into the Steve the Pirate we all love.

Steve The Pirate: The dread pirate Steve be in no man's debt. I'll make a barter with ya; true as the north star. In exchange for your kindness, I'll be sharing me buried treasure with ya... once I find it, that be.

by Captain Maggot September 7, 2008

pirate mouth

The unfavourable purple mouth you get from drinking too much red wine.

"I could tell Corene got into the red wine last night because she had mad pirate mouth."

by adriennediana December 16, 2016

Pit Pirate

A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"

"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."

Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)

by BlakeCannon December 8, 2006

Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015

pirate's in town

A way of explaining that one's menstrual cycle has begun.

Karen: Oh shit, the pirate's in town, can I borrow a tampon?

by AEI December 29, 2008

spicy dickpocalypse pinata

the process of injecting hotsauce into a foe's penis and then smashing the penis with a blunt object as one would do to a pinata, ensuring endless pain and humiliation.

my boss wouldn't give me a raise so i pulled a spicy dickpocalypse pinata on him. now im serving 5-10.

by Jon Jebus May 18, 2007