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Pennsylvania Pinecone

The Pennsylvania Pincone is a risque sexual maneuver. It involves a man, woman and a pinecone from Pennsylvania. This takes place before the man or woman finishes, normally the male initiates this super sensual trick. As you are "getting it on" ...slip out and take the haggard pinecone shove it up either the anus or the 'gina' then dropkick the region of entry. Then the male re-enters and finishes up.
I gave my chick the pp(Pennsylvania pinecone) last night.
by Jack Me Hoffman May 14, 2007
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pinecrest

a whorehouse filled with seniors (whoremongers) that scope out freshmen pussy and sometimes gay ass.
Dude, I got a boner during Mrs. Bosstick's presentation.
Dude, you failing seniors at pinecrest need a break.
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sit on a pinecone

A very popular insult among people, because it hurts like a muddafukka
Dammit Gerald go sit on a pinecone!
by Holytotte May 22, 2016
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pinecone pussy

A hairy,hanging vagina that closely reflects the appearance of a pine cone.

A ugly vagina.
The womens disturbing pinecone pussy made the porn star think twice.
by reaperofwords November 24, 2007
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Argentinian pinecone

A sexual night in heaven that involved 9 midgets covered in thousand island dressing.
My wife was not pleased when she came home early from work and realized i was enjoying an argentinian pinecone.
by blackmidgetwasbiggerdownthere December 14, 2010
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pinecrest 900

A sexual position that changes every time you describe it. It must always include a food, a form of transportation, and a volunteer. you may also add other items to the mix. suggestions for other items include gardening equipment, office supplies, etc.

for good delivery, say it really fast.
"And now, for a demonstration of the pinecrest 900, I need a phone book, a school bus, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a pencil sharpener, and a volunteer"

OR

"I need an avacado, 49 feet of garden hose, a bag of fertilizer, a stapler, and a volunteer"
by thenattyboy January 7, 2008
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Pineconed

To cover an object with pinecones. Used mostly on windshields of cars. This is a type of prank.
Nate: "I totally just pineconed Andrew's car"
Tommy: "What does that mean?"
Nate: "I covered the windshield with pinecones."
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