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Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.
pilf by breebot January 28, 2009
A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.
John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.
Pilf by sydisswag December 19, 2020
Play-station I Would Like to Fuck
That Ps2 is a major PILF!!
PILF by S-Bert August 23, 2006
McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?
PILF by Chuggernaut October 18, 2008
“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”
PILF by frmulcahy July 6, 2019
hella atractive parent i'd like to get fucked by
(mostly gender neutural like nob-binary or agender)
aka non-binary/agender dilf you'd like o get pegged

also called pilfy
person 1 - why do you keep flirting with my parent?
person 2 - because they are a pilf
person 1 - ok you are worrying me friend
pilf by i has found pilfy July 1, 2021