PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013

PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 5, 2009

PILF

refers to a patient in which one would like to encounter, specifically, in a sexual manner.

"Dude, did you see Dr. Jones' patient? I would love to conduct a physical assessment on her. She's a total PILF."

by ChrisD. December 16, 2007

PILF

Palin I'd Like To Fuck.

Man, I'd sure like to put tubesteak in that bitch Sarah Palin. She's the real PILF.

by Khaytsus October 18, 2008

PILF

1)Principal I'd Like to Fuck
2)a principal you would see and say "get a leg up"

The only reason I go to school is to see PILF

by Cory November 16, 2003