pilates

A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.

After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

Phallus Pilatus

A pedophile European who lives on-the-run in Thailand, and solicits shemales for sex.

In a dark secluded back alley, Pontius screwed a shemale in the back of his rickshaw.

What a Phallus Pilatus!

by Gargoyle1 May 21, 2008

Pilar

Basically the coolest person you will ever meet. Amazing body amazing smile, just all-around gorgeous. When you look at her, your heart starts racing and you feel so happy you'll think, "I wonder if I ate too much of that muffin...".

Dam! Dat girl has got to be a Pilar!

by thesecondcoolestperson February 5, 2010

pilama yelo

The Lakota (Sioux) way to say "thank you". Pronounced "peel-AH-mah YELL-oh".

In "Dances With Wolves", you'll hear "pilama yelo" said a few times. It means "thank you".

by pentozali May 16, 2007

chilli pilates

Chilli Pilates (/pɪˈlɑ tɪz/;1 German: piˈla təs) is a physical fitness system developed in the early 20th century by Jóse Pilates, after whom it was named. The practice involves applying chilli powder to the rectum, resulting in the subject dancing around frantically on the spot, whilst naturally building up a sweat due to the fiery goodness of the chilli powder itself. Breathing is important in the Chilli Pilates method, as it is with living, otherwise you die, but it also naturally cools you down, a method commonly used by the boop-snooted floofer.

Gosh does my rectum sting, been going hard at that chilli pilates lately.

by Großer Floofen August 15, 2018

pink pilates princess

a girl whom spends her time working out, making green juices and smoothies and chugs green tea every night

that girl gives me pink pilates princess vibes

by @valenciaraine January 8, 2022

Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008