Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.

Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know

by malle122 October 19, 2010

pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

Pickle Jarring

The act of multiple men inserting their genitals in a pickle jar.

Kyle: I got a new jar last night get all the boys over here right now.

Stan: This pickle jarring sesh is about to be brazy

by Zgod9 January 17, 2024

Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

by goody5 December 10, 2010

Jar of Pickles

Any situation that you normally would not over-react to, but since you're already under a lot of stress from other situations, you blow it out of proportion.

Why won't this DVD play?!?!?" "Dude, take it easy, it's just a movie." "I know, I'm sorry. I've just been under a lot of stress with work and my girlfriend, and this was just another nail in the coffin. No biggie, just a jar of pickles.

by ResidentJared July 22, 2010

Jar of pickles

A precarious predicament or generally any situation where the best option is hard to find/ not at all enjoyable.

The present war the United States is engaged in in Iraq is a jar of pickles.

by pickles taste good April 2, 2009

picklefart

A fart that you hold in so long that it actually pickles and smells much, much worse when finally released.

I nearly died from the smell after little Billy cooked up the deadliest, narliest, most shaznasty picklefart.

by Nignog Jiggaboo, Give a dog a March 28, 2010