Phelps 

Solid gold baby, outstanding, great, excellent.

Check out the tit's on that bitch...they're fucking phelps.

Phelps by JJ JohnsonBR5429 October 9, 2008

Phelps 

A new word for smoking pot, based on the swimmer Michael Phelps having a picture of him leaked to the media smoking a bong.

A synonym for 'stoned'."

Hey dude, want to come over after work, Phelps it up and play some Rock Band?

Man, I was so Phelpsed last night I forgot the plot 3 times. And I was watching Animal Planet!

Phelps by gafelious February 9, 2009

Phelps 

The act of giving intense lap dances to anyone/everyone at the party.

Person 1: Damnn, did you see Erin grindingg all up on him
Person 2: I know, she's pulling a Phelps

Phelps by Clyde Gilbert May 26, 2009

Phelps 

Used to describe the lifestyle composed mainly of working out, smoking marijuana, and eating gratuitous amounts of food.

"What have you been up to this summer?"
"I got a job at Acme, how about you?"
"Not much man, just Phelpsing it."
"Very nice."

Phelps by infantboxer88 August 20, 2011

phelps 

to destroy in an Olympic medal-worthy way.

The US basketball team is phelpsing the competition right now.
I straight phelpsed that kitty kat last night. Oh wait, this is her calling me now. . .

phelps by Dizastaa August 11, 2012

Phelps 

verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.

The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.

Phelps by Cloud Cat January 16, 2021

Phelps 

Noun, singular.
Plural: "Phelps" or "Phelpses"
A man with an unattractive (possibly repellent) face and a smokin'-hot body. The individual in question (the "phelps") is generally assumed to be Caucasian...like the swimmer-slash-mental-health-spokesmodel.

I miss that Yahoo group where people used to post pics of hot naked guys with ugly faces. It's crazy, but I love me a good phelps.

Phelps by Jack Vesuvio August 4, 2021