Short peenie

A dick that is so small that it is classified as a peenie and a short peenie is a chode but smaller than visible

That dude probably has a short peenie

by Jdjehduehd January 31, 2019

teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

Free the Peenie

That feeling or urge men get to just let their genitalia hang loose. This is usually done at home after long stressful days.

Bob: Hey man I’ve been working all day. I can’t wait to free the peenie when I get home.
Tyrone: Hell yeah bro, #freethepeenie.

by Loafhead January 29, 2019

pennies from Heaven

When you've lost a loved one & find a penny, it's a Sign from them that they Love you & that everything's OK with them.

Since I lost my Mom, I've been finding Lots of pennies from Heaven & it's Very Comforting!

by Starchylde October 2, 2016

peener and veggies

A penis and ballsack.

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

by Arthur in Hoboken September 27, 2015

Peener

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Peenick

The shipname for Finnick Odair and Peeta Melark in the hunger games. There's a lot of sexual tension between them, and not enough fanfiction so GO WRITE SOME ALREADY.

Non-shipper: "Omg, did you see Catching Fire??"

Shipper: "Heck yeah I did! I loved the Peenick-scene the most..."

Non-shipper: "Euw, they don't even like each other... PEENISS FOR LIFE!"

Shipper: "Oh hell nah"

by Aphrodite Red November 28, 2013