Poomfay

a massive explosion

POOMFAY....see...even reading it hurts your ears

by Mr. Bogus faggot breath February 12, 2003

POMF

Poop On My Face- a phrase used to express frustration, sadness or a general upset-ness at the world.

"I heard we have an in-class essay tomorrow that no one prepared for or knew about that counts for 95% of our grade!"

"POMF"

by vballer16 September 21, 2011

pomf

abbreviation for "poop on my face".

It started as a phrase said in times of exasperation between two friends in a suburban area of upstate new york. Since then, it has spread like the swine flu. It can be seen sported on t-shirts worn by only the coolest high school students.

Person one: Ughhhhhhhhh I have to study for an AP test. POMF!
Person two: aw man, yes, POYF!

by dontpomf January 2, 2010

POMF

Pissed Off Mother Fucker

Tom: Your brother must have been a POMF once you spent his money on candy

by Flying_Guillotine January 26, 2017

PCOMDMHWF

Parent Checking On Me Doing Me HomeWork Frequency. Defines the rate at which your parents check on you doing your work. Commonly abbreviated.

I might have to go, my PCOM (short version) frequency just a lot higher.

Damn! I gotta get off FB chat, my PCOMDMHWF just doubled!

by EPIC MAMOO May 19, 2011

National Pomf Day

A day where all the pomfs (for people who don't know, just very fluffy furries or fluffy in general) get together and celebrate being a pomf and spread the happiness to others around them. This day begins on April 21st

Pomf 1: "oh hey it's national pomf day!"
Pomf 2: "heck yeah! Let's celebrate by cheering up all of our friends!"
Pomf 1 and pomf 2 then proceed to spread the joy to their friends who need some joy in these trying tomes

by Pomf_Man-42 April 18, 2021

POMF

Peace out mother fucker

I was at work the other day, it was five o’clocj and I wanted too go home so I told everyone pomf see you in the morning !

by Wenderz March 7, 2021