Papa Smurf

I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha

Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.

by Kevin ENG December 13, 2008

papa smurf syndrome

When a skinny girl enjoys bumping uglies with a larger man resemblig papa smurf.

"Girl omg look at the guy with the beard. I'd totally ride that."
"Woah. You totally have papa smurf syndrome"

by smurflover69 November 3, 2014

papa smurf

When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula

Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?

by Thepoopoopeepeemonster April 5, 2019

Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020

Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023