panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

by ahicart July 15, 2011

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sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

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panda hug

A type hug that expresses more affection than a hug and sounds cuter than saying hug.

The panda girl gave him a panda hug.

by Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew November 5, 2009

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panda chaser

A person, often a Caucasian male, who sexually objectifies/fetishizes Asians.

Person A: How come Jesse Lund only dates Asian girls?
Person B: Duh, he's totally a panda chaser.

by AntiPandaChaser May 25, 2010

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pandah

The yin and yang. Balance between good and evil. He not a bad guy but he also not a good guy. He's a mutherfuka G. Big Buisness Man. He got love for all his female companion. He truly loves them all.

Yo that's pandah bruh. a panda? Nah , Pandah, bear ass mofo? Nah pandah are cool!

by G-Kills September 29, 2020

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