Package in the male!

When a male is wearing pants that are so tight you can see his package.

A package in the male is the male equivalent to camel toe.

Damn, he's got a package in the male!

I never knew Chris was a man WTF. PACKAGE IN THE MALE!

by Hobozilla January 7, 2009

Package Soldier

One that uses his/her package to his/her advantage to persuade others to do his/her deeds.

The package soldier tiped his hat to the lovely ladies.

by JJ Tompson March 30, 2004

package pal

Someone who is best friends with there junk, so much they feel it necessary to grab it numerous times during a conversation.

That dude is definately a package pal as much as he grabbed his junk during that conversation.

by kstan3 June 3, 2010

package store

A store that sells alcohol and tobacco.

Oh look, there's another package store that doesn't sell packages.

by Grizelda May 24, 2006

Package donkey

Package donkey. A word that describes a rather obese person struggling to carry multiple bags, boxes or other such items.

Look at that Package donkey over there trying to carry all those bags

by kev Schmitt August 19, 2010

package peaker

A guy that checks out another guy's package (dick and balls) to see how they stack up against his own. Package peaking most commonly takes place in gym locker rooms and public restrooms.

Duder 1: "What the fuck? Did you just look at my dick man?"

Duder 2: "No way, I ain't a package peaker dude."

Duder 1: "Yes you did! After I finish shaking my dick off, I'm gonna kick your ass."

by westfalia December 29, 2009

package checker

A male (regardless of sexual orientation) who is obsessed with looking at the genitals of other men in the locker room in order to compare his endowment with theirs.

Hombre 1: Dude, what's up with that guy who was staring at my unit?

Hombre 2: Don't worry about it man, 24 Hour Fitness is full of package checkers.

by daverpdxq May 24, 2007