O.P.D.

On-line Personality Disorder. OPD is most often demonstrated in chatrooms where people with few social skills try to impose their whack behavior on a semi-captive audience. Associated with other Personality Disorders as most OPD patients are the same a-holes in person.

QTPie69: Did you see BottleBlondie flash her tits in the FriendzOnly chatroom?

MasterB8: Quite a rack, but she's got to get a grip on herself.

QTPie69: Girlfriend got that O.P.D. thang going on.

MasterB8: I'm not down with OPD. You know me.

by EmmaSez January 23, 2009

D.P. any goddamn way

From the already famous "BooYah" porn scene. This is where an overly aggressive black male, accompanied my two other black males watching and jerking off in the background, places his testicles in a young and helpless white females anus. He then proceeds to have vaginal intercourse. By having his balls in the anus and penis in the vagina one is having a D.P. (Double Penetration) any goddamn way.

This is a short part of the "D.P. any goddamn way" scene

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

Tony Eveready: Motherfuckin' asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... asshole don't wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin' DP'd any goddamn way. Look at that, asshole don't even wanna let my nuts out... yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

by Mad-Town J-Lo December 12, 2008

P&D

Pump and Dump
Used as a term when trading with stocks, where you buy shares yourself and then start spreading false rumors on various forums. In that way the stocks of small companies goes up on rumors, and you sell with a profit.

Also it can refer to one night stands.

"Do you still got shares in that small company?"
"No I sold that some time ago, it was just a P&D!"

OR
"Did you go on a date with that girl you met?"
"Nah, she is just white trash, so i did a P&D"

by tobjar12 September 11, 2013

p.d.a.o

(n.) stands for personal discussion amongst ourselves. usually about private matters or just to bag people, with only a small group of close people. also known as dnm (deep and meaningful)

(v.) to have a personal discussion amongst ourselves.

let's have a p.d.a.o at lunch today.
i need to p.d.a.o with you later.

by pdao July 1, 2006

O.F.P.D.

"Offending Fathers, Pleasing Daughters"
A guy who girls love but their fathers loathe

Ashton Kutcher in "Guess Who" is an O.F.P.D.

by Ivins Militia August 10, 2009

P.D.I.F

An acronym commonly used by ana people. Stands for: Perfection Doesn't Include Food. Can be used for motivation to starve, or as a reminder of goals for an anorexic.

Someone may have P.D.I.F. on clothing and/or binders as a reminder to not eat.

by xTwigg April 16, 2007

P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!

by thedzone October 12, 2009