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finesse orthodox

A small and exclusive group of religious Judaism. Finesse orthodox Jews are unlike other religious Jews because they are insane full senders who love to throw it down with the boys. They are known for drinking very large quantities of alcohol and Juuling excessively. They generally own new iPhones and the majority of their clothing is from OVO.
Dovi: Yo boys wanna hit the rave downtown tonight?
Avi: It's not right. We're Jews, we're yeshiva bochurim after all.
Dovi: It's ok, we're finesse orthodox. Do it for the boys.
Avi: You know what, I'm down. Let me get my OVO hoodie on.
by ehrliche bochur March 26, 2020
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Reformed orthodox rabbi

Hey Martin, you know real quick I want to thank everybody and say that, I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton.
by LeonardoAlexanderCaripeBrito December 10, 2022
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Tropicana Orthodox

"would you like to become a member or Tropicana Orthodox?"
by Vitamin_Q April 3, 2005
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Vaginal Orthodontist

A dentist for the Vagina who deals with Vaginal Teeth. Most Vaginal Orthodontist deal with Vagingivitis and vaginal retainers.

If you're experiencing nibbling sensations in your Vaginal area, please contact a Vaginal Orthodontist near you. Risks of you not doing so may result in you contracting Vagingivitis or Vaginal Cavities.
My vagingivitis is so bad I had to go and see a vaginal orthodontist.

My son Henry got his doctorate in Vaginas. He is one of the top vaginal orthodontist in California.
by fella2222 May 10, 2009
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Orthodontisized

An extended episodic torture devised by vengeful parents whereby their middle school children routinely miss most or all of a school day but can't enjoy it because they have had their braces tightened.
I need to go to the nurse's office for some Tylenol because I got orthodontisized today.

I need to leave school today at 9:30 because I'm getting orthodontisized.

I got orthodontisized this morning, so I can't eat a caramel apple.
by tcher2 December 29, 2009
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Orthodontist

Someone who gets joy out of inflicting pain. Scarier than Freddy Krueger, Pennywise, and Micheal Myers combined
by NukeInBound December 12, 2022
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