Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).

Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!

Orangutan by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

orangutan ganja 

Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda, in Buddhist mythology.

orangutan ganja with buddah< metaphoricaly

orangutan ganja by LOC-3D September 14, 2013

the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.

"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."

the flying orangutan by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009

Orangutan Titties 

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds

"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."

Orangutan Titties by TonyT.Tiger January 4, 2010

orangutan hang 

Taking a dump in a public toilet by hanging from the walls of the stall in order to avoid sitting on the seat.

1: I need to take a shit but I don't want to go in that nasty bathroom.
2: Orangutan hang bro!

orangutan hang by senosian November 18, 2009

orangutan tail fuck 

When a scrawny white guy fucks a big black red headed bbw who is handicapped from falling waist first in a pool of acid.

Morgan and Chase ran an orangutan tail fuck on their neighbor until satisfied, and then subsequently burned her house down.

orangutan tail fuck by kinky horse balls December 16, 2021

Orangutan titties 

a bitch with some really saggy tits

Man, Jennifer had some orangutan titties!!!

Orangutan titties by Toby September 22, 2004