When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.
by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011
Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
by El_Goober September 28, 2024
A garbage eating, garbage talking , manged aggressive animal lady or man. Sometimes will foam at the mouth when steaks are highest.
That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
The act of playing dead.
by Tripple$ November 04, 2017
by anonomaus colt50 March 06, 2018
The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.
I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS
by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024