Optimus Nigger

An oversized Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg and tends to get hard when walking past men.

Nigga1: yo fham why u hard dawg there's no tings here
Optimus Nigger: Yo u seen that nigga fham... Damnnnn he got that full package
Nigga2: Yo optimus nigger is a gay dawg

by Nigero 46 June 1, 2018

Optimus Prime

Like Amazon Prime, but without the free shipping.

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.

by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015

Optimus Crime

n. A person who is a total genius; the coolest cat around town; a sexy man. The only poster that matters at Game-Revolution.com

-Hey, how did you do on the test?
-I aced it.
-Wow, you're an Optimus Crime.

-Hey Optimus Crime, why are you so cool?
-I don't know, I just am.

-Hey, you Optimus Crime. Do you want to get some lovin' tonight?
-Sure.

-Hey Optimus Crime, will you be my friend please?
-pffft, No time bitch.
-OH MY GOD! YOU TOTALLY PWNED ME!!11

by All the Fine Ass Ladies across the globe March 19, 2004

optimus

a youtuber who exposes people and hates his friend

p1: Do u watch optimus?
p2: no

by Lukasucksatdefinitions May 24, 2020

Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

optimus amicus

Optimus Amicus is Latin for best friend. If you are lucky enough to be able to call someone your Optimus Amicus, don’t be so hasty to throw that away. That person is truly your best friend, and will always be there for you no matter what.

She’s my Optimus Amicus. My other half.

by LeviAckerman’sBestFriend January 6, 2018

Optimum'd

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

by TropTeps December 14, 2021