oozinator

A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.

- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?

Billy: Ah! Yuck!
Duncan: Bleah!
Kyle: Gross!
Todd: Ew! Disgusting!

- And of course...

Jake: AWESOME!

by Alec and Tats July 30, 2008

oof in the chat

when someone gets embarrassed or makes a fool of themself in a group chat

“I just lost 4 times in a row.”
“can I get an oof in the chat?”
“OOF”

by jojojo October 4, 2017

Offing

The sea between the horizon and the offshore

There was an ominous cloud in the offing.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

Oofent! Choofent!

Exclamations of enjoyment made by actors/actresses during German porn films. Particularly during the 1970s/80s.

Also a nice general term to describe something particularly good, tasty or nice

Oofent! Choofent! and other German words until happy ending

by Fallen_Alien August 5, 2011

Oofity

Oofity is a word you use when something goes wrong but it's funny you would only use the word if you are talking to a friend.

"I accidentally ate the last cookie!" Then you say back to your friend, "Oofity!"

by AmazingWordsTodayKids January 10, 2020

Philoso-ooping

The intuitive insights that arise when sitting on the toilet. Etomology: A combination of the words "Philosophizing" and "pooping".

While sitting on the toilet, John was Philoso-ooping a great new addition to urban dictionary

by TheAnomoly February 6, 2012

Oofis

One who exhibits qualities of goofiness. Also related to being a goon or doofus.

That guy is wearing a red fedora and a red Bazinga shirt in public? What an oofis.

by Toasterwaffles August 9, 2016