In one eye and out the other

Failure to comprehend what you are reading because you are distracted or not focused.

I don't know why I am even trying to read this book - I can't focus with all this noise. Its just going in one eye and out the other!

by VanGremlin July 17, 2010

In one eye and out the other

Something visually boring - to the point of your eyes losing focus - that numbs your brain.

A sermon from dad elicits the "in one ear and out the other" response while a friend's boring home movie gets an "in one eye and out the other" reaction.

by beansforbreakfast January 15, 2020

good old one eye

slang for the purple headed warrior of love.

don't go down there, good old one eye is angry. When he gets agitated he sneezes love snot upon thee.

by good old one eye January 07, 2005

popeye one eye

someone who has had sprog blow in thei eye and can nolonger see out of it. so therefore that person can only see out of one eye. POPEYE. These people have a tendancy to say "what the Fuck" and "why do u have to be so gay all the time" alot. So watch out.

If someone can only use one eye they are therefore known as popeye, and you should stay clear of these people because they have a tendancy to blow in other peoples eyes. these people are extreamly gay.

by Keith Matthies August 15, 2005

one eye god

Another phrase use to identify any gun in gang world

pass me the one eye god dis mofo dead

by Ben Stewart February 02, 2004

one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

Taking old one eye to the optometrist

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

by Dano69 November 14, 2006