Piss on the poor 

A Tumblr Word and phrase that describes brutally misinterpreting something to the point it’s a whole new post or not comprehending something so horribly wrong that it’s a whole new sentence.

Comes from the Tumblr post where someone says “the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor” “HOW DARE YOU SAY WE PISS ON THE POOR!” /j

An example

Person 1: “My friend was talking about this show that has depictions of incest and how it was pretty good”
Person 2: “INCEST IS SO BAD BRO YOUR FRIEND LIKES THAT SHIT??”
Person 1: “piss on the poor right there what the fuck?”

Piss on the poor by anonymous October 3, 2024

A piss on the dishes 

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.

You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.

A piss on the dishes by Jet ski Everett May 13, 2021

Piss it on the fence 

When someone trys to accomplish something they have worked hard to do and fails in a way that would make that effort seem worthless. Fuck it, fuck that. (Ussually said in a competitive atmosphere after a humiliating loss)

Ex1.
P1: wtf has he been doing
P2: idk tht nigga can not kick flip for shiiit
P4*snaps board attempting k flip down gap*
P3: that's "E"
P2:Piss it on the fences
Ex2.
P1: wtf dude mewtwo is so cheap
P2: really nigga?!
P3: Dude.
P1: Fuck! See dude that same shit every time!
P2: HAHAHAHA gotcho ass with that ghetto ass combo
P3: Jesus Christ this nigga just died at "0%"
P4: Piss it on the fence
Ex3.
P1:Dude I heard u got Tammy pregnant
P2: shhhh damn we don't know yet
P1: *Loud*Nah dude fuk that that's fucked up!
P2: well damn nigga just piss it on the fence then.

Piss it on the fence by Pots&Pans September 27, 2015

The cat that pissed on the bed 

Looking guilty

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

The cat that pissed on the bed 

to look guilty or shameful

“You look like the cat that pissed on the bed”

The cat that pissed on the bed by the cat that pissed on the bed July 9, 2024

Pissing on the Moooon 

A famous line from the sonic adventure 2 fandub about eggman dissing shadow he hedgehog for posting his nudes on twitter dot com

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Pissing on the Moooon by hey shitass October 28, 2020

pissing on the sand 

getting thanklessness from others instead of good deeds.

i really helped all my friends, and relatives but they all are thankless to me, it really shows that whatever i did for all of them was just like pissing on the sand.

pissing on the sand by anonymous February 18, 2010