I have a firearm or some type of weapon
Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up
rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
Get the I have my kid in the carmug. Another word for a slide
Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!
Person 2: you mean the slide?
Person 2: you mean the slide?
by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021
Get the Ah my kid is falling!mug. by Drips master 9756 April 20, 2022
Get the get of my set kidmug. lkjhgfdsaasdfghjkllkjhgfdsaasdfghjkllkjhgfdsaasdfghjkl
by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021
Get the My kid ate a car and broke itmug. It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.
Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.
by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022
Get the I beat my kidsmug. Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"
Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
Get the WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdSmug. by superfleet April 26, 2022
Get the get off my set kidmug.