OML

ON MY LAWN/OFF MY LAWN. Reserved for old people, or young people who want to be old people because they like the granny vibes of hard ass candy and cardigans.

*Innocent little Darlene walks onto Old Mister Haversham's lawn*

Old Mister Haversham: GET OML YOUNG LADY

Darlene: Sorry Old- *ahem* sorry Mister Haversham, I was just inspecting the pebbles on your lawn, I need to feed my puppy rocks to cure its explosive diarrhea.

by Jackie Snackler July 21, 2021

OML

Acronym for One Man Laughing. Meaning varies with context.
Could be the response to a weak-ass joke; maybe self-satisfaction when you put one over, or a reference to the success of the Neocon rulers.

1. Tool, that was so funny, it was OML.

2. Jack, I totally burned you! (OML)

3. Dude, what happened to my civil rights?
Govt: OML

by reality friendly January 12, 2008

OML

oh my lord

OML! Did you watch the new Shane Dawson video last night!?

by TheQueen111 August 4, 2016

OML

A mix of OMG and LOL
said as, oh my lol.

Two people on a swing going very high, Sam falls off, very funny but shocking.
Sam:*falls*
Jenny:OML Sam!

by Rowna June 16, 2008

oml ilysm

Means "oh my lord, I love you so much"

Oml ilysm Izzy💜

by 😋😆😂 April 6, 2017

Oml Slay

Trying to be funny

oml slay queeen

by Samsung Galaxy S8+ July 16, 2022

omle`t du formage`

a word that comes to mind when one is mad. this word is meant to be an insult.

when one is mad at another, this phrase is simply used.... "omle`t du formage`"

by lexijoefranksteve December 29, 2007