uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003

Olsen Twins 

the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.

i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples

Olsen Twins by j dog June 7, 2004

olsen twins 

2 really hot twins that usually are all up on each other...not complaining though...

"The Olsen Twins are FINE!"

olsen twins by Katelin June 17, 2004

olsen twins 

just fit

look at those olsen twins va va voom

olsen twins by Daisy June 19, 2004

olsen twins 

Talented twins who made debut as Michelle Tanner

new york minute, That song Pizza(P-I-Z-Z-
A)

olsen twins by Daryll June 14, 2004

Olsen Twins 

very cool twins who are very funny, polite, mature, professional and have the best clothes out of any girl on the planet. they both have their own sense of style and at least don't rip off other celebrities, instead other celebs rip off them. they're very smart, and are nice. they're also very good-looking and have a healthy body image. they're very cute and stylish. and yes they have fashion sense, believe it or not

you: OMG OMG I'VE FINALLY MET YOU GUYS THE OLSEN TWINS!!!!
mary-kate and ashley: shut up.
you: why?
mka: because you're an idiot.

girl: hi, can i have a cigarette?
mary-kate: nope. go away.

guy: OMG OMG OMG ASHLEY OLSEN YOU'RE UBER HOTTTT!!!!!!!
ashley: ...okay...so... you like.. stuff?

Olsen Twins by Honeyyyyyyyyyy January 3, 2007