oink

1. A fat or obviously overweight person.

2. A noise made when a fat person walks by

3. Another name for a fat/lazy or over-strict cop

1. That oink is going to break the couch!

2. Oink! Look at that tub-of-lard!

3. That oink should lay off the donuts.
or
That oink ass should leave us alone!

by Nevertheless January 31, 2005

that Oink-Oink

another term for swine flu

"Yo, did you hear that Jimmy got that Oink-Oink joint? They closed the whole school!"

by scottahb May 04, 2009

oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.

I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...

by Googles December 31, 2004

oink

verbal noise such as talking from a fat person

Yo ms. B quit ur goddamn oinkin

by Cipher770 March 09, 2008

oinking

the act of sticking your nose in a girls ass and start oinking

Zach: yo did you hear how Alex was oinking Taylor
Jared: yea I did hear about that

by 69Nnnigga December 04, 2019

Oink oink

When ur eating ass while the girl is shitting so ur eating her shit like a pig eating mud

Yo u oink oink with ur girl that nasty bro

by PBI69420 February 27, 2021

oink

1 sex, fucking.
2 when someone puts their finger/hand on the cheeks of or up inside one's ass.

Dude, i totally oinked Samantha last night.
I hope you get oinked in prison.

by beequeen October 28, 2007