in-often

not often duh

you crave sweets so in-often that you can use that as a sign for sickness?! lol

by RoughOutHere February 25, 2025

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.

Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff

by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023

you visit often

The words that appear next to the urban dictionary link when you search urban dictionary too much

UD: you visit often

by Saulman500 March 9, 2024

Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 15, 2022