officer zaddy

Officer Zaddy mean a fine as hell Tim Fucking Bardford.

"What's officer Zaddy doing here Lucy" says Tamara
"Laughs" Lucy

by Chenfordalltheway April 20, 2021

office space

Possibly the greatest movie ever. Follows the story of a guy who hates his job and gets hypnotized into not giving a shit.

I just watched Office Space last night. I love that fucking movie.

by jizzcock June 18, 2003

office hot

see work hot
Someone who is defined as hot, but only because of the lack of options enforced by your place of work.

Being stuck in work tends to add 2 or 3 points in the "out of ten" rating system.

Cheryl is looking office hot today. If she was in the street I probably wouldn't look twice tho.

by Paul Alford October 3, 2007

Oval Office

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

by Dbres April 20, 2012

the office (us)

better then the uk version

the office (us) is sooo much better than the office (UK).

by 1\2]3[4p5oi6u7y8t9r0e-wq= February 21, 2019

office goggles

Similar to beer goggles: due to the constraining effect of spending 99% of ones life in a specified, constrained, & contained area (i.e. an office), repeatedly seeing the same person raises the 'score' (avg: two points).

In simpler terms: Beggars cannot be choosers.

"she sits close to you.. never been a fan but I've seen so much of it with my office goggles that im warming up... guys are so weak..."

by j.get.me.out.of.here July 24, 2006

The Office

Simply the greatest show in telvisin history.

Hey did you catch The Office last night?

by jamesbob700 January 19, 2007