What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
by biathczsssww February 14, 2012
Get the no offensemug. A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
by Astr0n0va December 5, 2017
Get the No Offensemug. by alcifer December 10, 2019
Get the offensemug. to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"
Girl: "OMG OK"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"
Girl: "OMG OK"
by courthouse September 11, 2013
Get the Offensemug. A feeling that other people have.
by futureblues August 27, 2018
Get the offensemug. Offense when taken unnecessarily or on behalf of someone else, especially out of context or when it wasn't meant. Like with outrage culture.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.
Person 1: I can't believe Dave Chapelle is such a homophobe.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.
by Shookaspear September 13, 2020
Get the Offensedmug. A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.
Example 1 Pre-statement:
John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."
Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"
Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."
Example 2 Post-statement:
Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."
Cindy: "OMG."
Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."
Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"
Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."
Example 2 Post-statement:
Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."
Cindy: "OMG."
Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
by Joey Fizzle May 4, 2016
Get the no offensemug.