no offense

What you say to someone when you purposefully and obviously mean something you said in an insulting way.
You are a niggerdouchefaggot bitch homo gayfuck bitch! no offense and you're retarded
by biathczsssww January 24, 2012
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No Offense

A phrase someone uses to not offend someone when someone says something mean of hurtful. It literally makes the person feel offended.
Lily: No offense, Allie, but your annoying.
Allie: Well, offense taken!
by Astr0n0va December 06, 2017
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offense

What your local sports team sucks at.
Dude, I can't believe the Cardinals threw another interception. Their offense sucks ass.
by alcifer December 10, 2019
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Offense

to help a friend out with a member of the opposite sex by "talking them up"; A wingman will play offense for his buddy to help him get laid
Bro 1: "Dude that girl is so hot, play offense for me!"
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Bro 2 (to girl): "Hey what's up, have you met my friend Bro 1? He's captain of the football team and thinks you're pretty cute. You should talk to him"

Girl: "OMG OK"
by courthouse September 11, 2013
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no offense

A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.
Example 1 Pre-statement:

John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."

Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"

Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."

Example 2 Post-statement:

Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."

Cindy: "OMG."

Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
by Joey Fizzle January 23, 2016
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No offense

A warning that someone's about to offend the shit out of you
No offense but your face disgusts me
by Mr fathom July 09, 2018
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Offensed

Offense when taken unnecessarily or on behalf of someone else, especially out of context or when it wasn't meant. Like with outrage culture.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.
Person 1: I can't believe Dave Chapelle is such a homophobe.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.
by Shookaspear September 13, 2020
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