Beat off

When two guys stand face to face, with a third guy in between them jacking off both guys at the same time. The first guy to jizz wins the prize of getting a cold, metal dildo

Jason won beat off when tony gave him a hand job that he couldnt resist

by ,aw3t68936 June 16, 2009

off the beat

the best co-ed collegiate a cappella group in the country, composed of undergraduates at the university of pennsylvania. they specialize in pop and modern rock.

yo, that off the beat show up in philly was DOPE.

by quake05 March 14, 2004

Urban Beat off

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

by Sally Crapbasket July 9, 2009

beat-off

1. A total loser; a completely pathetic and lame person, usually obvliious to how much balls they suck.
THis can also be used as an adjective.

"That dude over there thinks he's hot shit, but he's a total fucking beat-off."
"Yeah, man. This party is totally beat-off"

by Crambrose E. Burnside November 13, 2006

Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off

use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.

by Elspencico June 3, 2019

Back Alley Beat Off

The act of having sex doggystyle, putting your dick in her butt, then reaching around to put your hand in her pussy and begin to jerk yourself.

My girlfriend wants me to try the Back Alley Beat off tonight. Sounds tough but fun!

by Snipedog22 January 3, 2017

beat off

when man is horny and taks it off his bake buy beating off

ohh dam she was fine i am going to beat off now

by andy January 18, 2004