nerd offset credit

Activities or hobbies done by a nerd so that they will seem less nerdy to other people.

Play on words from Carbon Offset Credit.

Jim - "So I just started taking salsa dance lessons."
Sam - "Oh, trying to get some nerd offset credits?"

by leep80 May 8, 2008

trash offset

Similar to carbon offset, trash offsetting is the act of voluntarily picking up and disposing of trash/litter from the street, in order that at some later stage one can drop one's own with a clear conscience.
If done responsibly the concept often eliminates the inconvenience of having to find an appropriate receptacle for items of waste, while also having a net gain for the environment.

"Hey man, you can't just leave that burger wrapper in the street!"
"Hell yeah I can, I picked up three cans today."
"Trash offsetting huh?"

by NickJGrey February 18, 2009

Offset

A rapper from the famous trio, Migos. Also, a cheating ass nigga with like eight different baby mammas.

yo offset a dumbass nigga he be cheating on cardi
don't be an offset

offset's goatee be looking like a square ball sack

by xxxtentacion_onfroy December 28, 2018

Offsets

The word a stupid fuck uses to define wheels that commonly have negative offset values.

Damn bruh them offsets you have for sale are tight can I make payments?

by TheSavageAaron November 17, 2016

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

Offset

A bunch of gay guys that get together to jerk each other off while claiming to be straight.

That faggot ass group is mad offset

by A-Wood represent May 25, 2022

Offset

Unbalanced, not in sync, lacking in normal ways or patterns

I am feeling offset today.
His vibe is offset.

Rick made him offset at the man’s house.

by Rocx February 1, 2024