October 26

National Send An Ass Pic Day - shoot your shot and dont get blocked

Jake - Hey Sarah can I have an ass pic?
Sarah - Sure babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its October 26 anyways

by DeAndreisBlack October 26, 2020

October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

Everyone : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
Everyone : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019

October 26

National sex day where you can have sex with anyone.

Let’s have sex because it is October 26

by Clay👌🏽👈🏽 October 17, 2019

October 26

Give pussy to a guy on October 26th

It October 26 want so pussy

by Roar 696969696 October 19, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush to the school dance day! (If ur crush says no, FRICK HIM!!!!)

Friends: you HAVE to ask your crush to the dance!!!
Girl: whyyyy?
Friends: because it's October 26!!!
Girl: ugh, fine!...
Friends:now be nice to get that special someone some flowers and a scrunchie!!!

by Ded_potato October 23, 2019

October 26

National tell your crush that you like them

Tim: hey man it’s October 26
Harry: well I guess I have to tell my crush I like her

by Trentin October 26, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019