October 13

The day you can masturbate to anything and noone can judge you about it

Thomas: David why are you jacking off to femboys
David: Chill out dude it's October 13

by F2PShadow October 29, 2021

October 13

The day a short person was born, if you were born on October 13th, you are 100% short no questions asked. You probably get called short by all your friends and you don't care because you have been called short at least 500 times already.

Person 1: Hey did you know today is October 13th?
Person 2: Wait... That means its y/n's birthday!
Person 1: Wait! You mean the one that's shorter than a dwarf!?
Person 2: Yup... Thats the one alright...

by Oblivious123456543212345 April 24, 2022

October 13

National send your best friend nudes day!

Your best friend must send you their nudes no matter what.

If they ask why, just say its October 13.

by simp5357 October 13, 2021

October 13

October 13 Means You would Get good Head And hella cute Girlfriends

In October 13 I Got a beast chick and good head

by UnKnown 🥴 October 16, 2019

October 13

The day that you should ask your dream girl out, I did and it turned out well cuz she said yes. Just do it pussy

Dude: be my girlfriend

Girl: yes would you like sloppy top as well?
Dude: I’m so glad I asked on October 13

by Kesney’s boyfriend October 15, 2019

October 13

If your born on this day your crush will die

My crush: when you birth day is?
Me: October 13..
My crush: am I your crush?
Me: well yeah...
My crush: bye then *le dead*

by A REAL LIFE VSCO GIRL October 18, 2019

October 13

An amazing human was born! She hates herself but she is amazing!! Isabella Velazquez was born on this day! Happy birthday!

Omg! Isabella Velazquez’s birthday is October 13!! Happy birthday!

by Dizzyizzy October 5, 2020