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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.
by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009
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obsessive cullen disorder

obsessive cullen disorder you get from watch , reading or talking about twilight or the cullens its so nice to have ocd
obsessive cullen disorder may make scream for the cullens or twilight related thing such as edward cullen .
by loggybat June 1, 2009
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obsessive trump disorder

Urban Dictionary's obsession with Trump oriented words of the day.
Hey Joe have you been getting spammed with all those anti-Trump email definitions?
Ya they have Obsessive Trump Disorder, pretty damn funny how butthurt the snowflakes are.
Do you think they will publish mine?
No they don't have the balls and will censor the other POV!
by theway146 February 7, 2017
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1. a disorder commonly seen in girls with boyfriends

2. a disorder commonly seen in women (although it does appear in men) where someone constantly texts their partner when they are not together and gives their partner no free time.

3. a disorder where the individual forces their partner to see them from 6:00am through midnight.

4. a disorder where the affected individual's partner never sees any of his friends
basically every Facebook page that has to do with relationships. Many blond girls have it. She comes over every day and one day you want to go play basketball with your friends and she starts crying. That would be Obsessive relationship disorder
by someone udderly generic December 18, 2010
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Obsessive Phone Disorder

AKA OPD

To constantly have one's phone in hand. Whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used.

OPD is most typically seen with excessive iPhone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time.
He suffers from a serious case of Obsessive Phone Disorder. I can only remember one time when he didn't have his phone in his hand.
by Montizzl3 July 13, 2010
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obsessive checking disorder

a mental illness where victims feel popular enough to check their cell phone/blackberry every five seconds to see if someone has texted them.
Marla gets bad cases of obsessive checking disorder after one-night stands.
by Lily_of_Geeks October 21, 2009
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obsessive obama disorder

When an individual becomes so obsessed with Barack Hussein Obama administration, (s)he cannot function without listening to a perpetual all-star rimjob delivered by any of the following men: Mr. Keith Olbermann, Mr. Rachel Maddow, or Mr. Joe Biden.
I noted the presence of Obsessive Obama Disorder when I turned on the television only to find Keith Olbermann on MSNBC fisting himself with a doll that had the face of Barack Hussein Obama.
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