oakenfold

adjective: ass hole, sell out, jerk, idiotic

guy1: dude, i banged your girlfreind last night!

guy2: how oakenfold of you!

by DJ Houzer May 22, 2005

oakeshott

Verb: To delay an important announcement by verbalising every thought in your head prior to the important bit.

Also oakeshotting - the act of rambling on, creating frustration in your audience.

Derived from Independent MP Rob Oakeshott's Sep 7, 2010 speech to announce which way he was voting in the Australian Elections of 2010

1. Gosh I wish he'd stop oakeshotting and get on with it!

2. Ryan Seacrest can really oakeshott in those American Idol decision shows eh?

3. Jeezo I coulda read War and Peace since he started oakeshotting

by NTHP September 7, 2010

Oaker

The definition of anything and everything negative.

Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was such an oaker.

Boy 1: Did you see that guy? He's such an oaker.
Boy 2: No he's not, hes such a cody.
Boy 1: Oh right, he's more of a man than I'll ever dream of being.

by mistertheman August 8, 2008

west-oaker

A person of diminished mental ability

Check that west-oaker, bitch cant tie his own shoelaces!

by Tim Medley October 9, 2003

Run like smoke and oakem

A phrase that dear Russel Crowe says in his movie, though he's old enough to be my father. Disgusting!!!!!

We'll run like smoke and oakum. Put out our pocket handkerchiefs if we have to.

by LayDownDarlingSoICanMeasureYou May 10, 2004

Run like smoke and oakem

they say it in Master and Commander...lol. my fave movie. But how can smoke and oakem run u say? i don't know either.
hope i got the spellin right!

"Run like smoke and oakem,boys. Like smoke and oakem."

by IsolatedCatholicSchoolgirls May 6, 2004

Oakes

Also known as a 'wage-slave'. To 'Oakes' means to be a slave to the grind. A mindless automaton that confuses financial success with financial security; arbitrarily devoting all time and energy pursuing a livelihood completely dependent on the wages earned, with little ability or motivation to perceive choices. Those who experience being Oakes'd generally live a life of quiet desperation, often feeling trapped by the perceived forces beyond their control, but ultimately blind to the futility of the general socially accepted path to stable livelihood through work performed in a wage economy.

Dude, don't be such an Oakes, quit working for the man and start your own business, you pussy.

by Slave to the man August 1, 2011