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Carolina Hood Ornament

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.
1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.
by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009
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jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
by corey270 November 2, 2007
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Norwegian Hood Ornament

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.
Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!
by Anrclgp December 23, 2020
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cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.
Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!
by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008
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Ohona

Ohona is one of the most amazing friends that you will ever have. Shes super sweet, nice, gorgeous,funny and skinny. She will always be their for you when you need her and is a genuine friend.
you only wish you had a best friend like Ohona!
by hearts<3and love August 7, 2011
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ornal

to stick your peins inside of your partners mouth directly after having anal sex. Quickly going from anal sex to oral sex
Dude Wendy gave me the best ornal last night!
by Richard Phist99 January 3, 2014
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ornamentally challenged

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.
by theglassman March 12, 2014
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