Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

by Gomer B. March 23, 2012

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2009

angry orchard

Blow job with apple juice in your mouth

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

by mullens patron August 06, 2015

orchard park

The worst school in southern ontario. We have teachers such as Mrs. Youn, who is a the co-op nazi. Also, Mr Elliot the so called "Best of everything" is a weirdo.
Also a Mr. Faccio, nicknamed "P.Faccis" by students named Dylan and Dan M. Dont haxorz with P. Faccis!

Cardinal Newman Kid: Yo man wtf jdm yo! You goto that school , thats shit. OP is not OG. Its full of wannabe dope slangers. Orchard Park is a shitty school comared to our see thru stairs at CN! YOU SUCK!

Dylan: Why you testin' my gangsta, I shoot you up Stoney Creek Style, fool! They dont call me Delightful Dylan for no reason, fool.

by Jordan Muldoon October 10, 2006

angry orchard

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.

That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

by the clowns are us August 01, 2017

Orchard, CO

A town in the middle of nowhere, filled with snobby smalltown people. It's home to many a farm and hillbilly.

Hillbilly: i am from orchard, Co, it's so amazing with all it's farms!
Person: Jerk.

by qwertyuiopasdfjkl;zxcvn August 31, 2008

Orchard thieves

The famous drink of 2018 the gorls had, many mistakes but many banters

If you have Orchard thieves you will be pissing all night

by Valeria22sexy4u July 26, 2019